WELCOME TO RANDOM FRIDAY: SOCCER TURKEYS, AUSSIE SIGNS, & ONE OF THE BEST COVERS OF "GLORIA" EVER

Hey, I'm going out tonight BECAUSE I CAN and OUT IS FUN! YOU, however, are stuck at home reading THIS THING. In my infinite compassion for you, here I bring you...

Three tri-color Texas turkeys playing soccer...



...funny signs my friend Beth found while living in Australia...








...and finally, this WICKED 1967 cover of Them's "Gloria," which I heard this morning on the always-perfect Aquarium Drunkard on SIRIUS XMU's Blog Radio. Oh myyyyyyy!

Robb London & Soul Unlimited, "Funny Situation/Gloria"


See? It's not so bad, staying in and reading this thing!