HEY! FLORIDA FOLKS! SOME SOFLA TRANSPORTATION HAIKUS

Hey! Florida Folks!
Stop with all your jaywalking!
You are risking death!

The crosswalk is like
Ten feet away! Go to it
And remain alive!

Hey! Florida Folks!
Stop with all your swerving cars!
Cutting off trucks! Cars!

What are you thinking??
You aren't all NASCAR drivers!
Wait! Maybe you are!

Hey! Florida Folks!
Allow people to merge, 'K?
Ev'ry other car!

It assists in the
Efficient flow of traffic
And stops rage build-up.

Hey! Florida Folks!
I love your weird sunny state and
You should be more safe!

Coral Gables, Florida 1950: Chevrolet's "Road To Romance"


Traffic Safety Film: "Dick Wakes Up"