Hey, Republican Tom Schweich, Tea Party Pal and candidate for Missouri State Auditor! I have a suggestion about WHERE SOME OF YOUR OWN MONEY SHOULD GO -- straight to The Dandy Warhols' pockets.

It's bad enough that you ripped off their "Bohemian Like You" song for your painful right-wing "Gimme Back My Freedom" song and then deny it, but MY GOD YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER TRY TO SING AND YOU PLAY GUITAR LIKE A MONKEY WITH BOXING GLOVES ON.

I don't know about you, Missouri, but I guess some qualities I would like in the person watching over my tax dollars would be NOT TO BE A BIG FAT BUSH-CRONY LIAR and A LOUSY RIP-OFF ARTIST. Just sayin'.

UPDATE: 5/1/10

OH HO HO HO HO HO. Turns out Tom HAD asked permission to mutilate "Bohemian Like You," and the Dandies DENIED, and this fine public servant JUST WENT AHEAD AND USED IT ANYWAY. Tsk tsk tsk.

OUTCOME: As you can see below, video removed for copyright infringement. I'm just sorry I didn't make a rip of it for eternal taunting's sake.