As I am driving in my car at dusk tonight, a young woman steps out in front of me in a crosswalk, causing me to brake hard.

Me: (frustrated) AHH! You know, ma’am, wearing all grey at night and not taking an orange crossing flag like you should is NOT GOOD! RRR!

MissSeven: She was busy talking on her phone. She wasn’t paying attention.

Mr11: You could have hit her, but you didn’t. She’s lucky. She never even looked over here. She’s still talking.

MissSeven: I bet Ellie would have been all excited if you hit her because she would like all the meat inside the woman that would spill out.

Me: I don’t think the dog would eat a pedestrian.

MissSeven: Well, I don’t want to see it, that I know.