The Pope got knocked on his Eve Mass ass
The Obamas went to Hawaii all First Class.
Some fartknocker on a plane lit some fireworks
Now he’s not gonna get his Frequent Flyer perks.
Big storm in the Midwest, well I’m just shocked
Brittany Murphy is now loaded and locked.
Musician Vic Chesnutt OD’d and died
Maybe Ashton will Tweet “c u on the othr side.”
NBC chartered a plane to Brazil for Goldman and son
Professional journalism is on the run.
Jeebus was born, we got presents
Happy Christmas, you blog-reading peasants.
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