MissNine: Mom, do we have a cooking cape?

Me: A what??

MissNine: You know...that thing...you use when...ah!! A apricorn!

Me: AN APRICORN? (explosive laugh)

MissNine: What? (dissolves into giggles)

Me: You mean an apron?

MissNine: Hahahaha! Yes! Hahaha! Well?

Me: No, we have no cooking cape or apricorn!

MissNine: Hahaha! Mom! My brain just went crap!

Me: Hahaha! DON'T SAY "CRAP!"

MissNine: OK!