I've just laughed so hard my eyes are filled with tears and my stomach hurts:
MissSeven: (newly returned from a Harry Potter-themed birthday party, and dressed as a witch) Don't mind me at all if you hear me speaking words; I'm just practicing spells.
Me: OK.
(Ten minutes or so of silence goes by.)
MissSeven: ANUS!
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