Hey man, where'd you put that lotion? At some point earlier today, Marianne walked up the gangplank in Miami, FL, boarded the Bruise Cruise vessel, and set off for Nassau with a bunch of guitar-bearing hooligans and indie music buffs. I hope she remembered to bring her earplugs, and I also hope she wins the limbo contest. Who's got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

It's a mystery from one day to the next whether or not we'll hear from Marianne, but thanks (again) to modern cell phone technology, we can all take a gander at how her big seafaring adventure commenced. Cue in a sea shanty, me hearties!