PANTY HAG! PANTY HAG!

MORE magazine, for those of us women over 40 it says, is making suggestions on How Not To Look Old when you put on clothing. My personal feeling is that if you can't figure that out for yourself you probably need cataract surgery or are old enough to happily not give a shit either way. Anyway, look at this screencap from one of their online features:



That's right, Visible Panty Lines = HAG. Hag Ass, not the Scottish delicacy mind you, is something to be avoided at ALL COSTS.

ALL, huh? OK. These ideas have a tendency to be taken globally, you know.