Do you know what I would have done after this?

I would have drank a gallon of water. I would have asked my personal assistant to obtain a photograph of Kanye West. When I returned to the stage, I then would have hiked up my sparkly gown in a racy yet modest way, and then peed out the entire gallon of water all over Mr. West's picture, or at least until security stepped in.

I would totally have done it, I would have totally enjoyed it, and that's totally the truth.