FURTHER ADVENTURES IN COMMENTS BY MISS NINE

(Ladies and gentlemen, the Comments of MissNine, within a 10 minute period this afternoon.)


MissNine: Mom, do you know what my two favorite things are?

Me: No, what?

MissNine: You, and cheese and pickles!

Me: That's three things!

MissNine: You expect me to get rid of pickles??

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MissNine: Isn't he really old?

Me: I think he's a few years older than I am.

MissNine: (drily) Well, I hope he doesn't have a stroke onstage or anything.

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MissNine: (looking at today's mail) Mom! Look! The boat sent you a postcard from the Bahamas!

Me: What?? Oh, cool! (Bruise Cruise, which I am VERY excitedly covering in February, sent a funny postcard.)

MissNine: That's one smart boat. It also has very girly handwriting.


2 comments:

Good god MissNine *cracks* me up!
If MissNine ever gets a Fan Club--I'm in!

wait--what? you get to go on the cruise from Miami to the Bahamas? That *is* cool! but MissNine doesn't get to go? tragic! :-)

Haha, obviously she cracks me up too! Thanks! :D

And yes, I get to go! But since I anticipate that I will be working pretty much the entire time, I cannot also supervise her properly, so she will be arriving in FL post-cruise for some more traditional family fun!