I love Something Weird, the Comcast OnDemand channel that truly lives up to its name. Something Weird amuses me by curating the oddities of the film world from days gone by. Sometimes the clips became weird over time, like the sincere PSA productions on the dangers of drug-crazed hippies, child-luring homosexuals with sleazy mustaches, or "heavy petting." Sometimes they were just weird to begin with. In any case, I highly recommend checking it out on your television device, or at their YouTube channel.

Today I will bring you a few of their clips featuring weird women in various levels of undress. Did you know that in the 1920s, all women did was struggle with car tires, play the ukelele, dance, and swim in odd-looking undergarments? It's what brought on the Great Depression.

When I was a kid, I was led to believe that my only employment options would be nurse, teacher, secretary, or bamboo-cage stripper.

If you were really lucky, you could spend all day eating Twinkies and then put a snake in your mouth.

But I think when I grow up, I want to join the Man-Eaters Motorcycle Club. Forming a chapter right now.