Good f-ing GOD already. This woman!

MissSix: (watching So You Think You Can Dance)I hope all the dancers do a poor job so she will stop yelling.

Right on, kid, right on.

Where does one get such a horrendous shriek like that? Did she grow up in a hen house? Did no one ever take the time to PUMMEL HER MERCILESSLY WITH PAINTBALLS TO MAKE HER SHUT UP?

Can you imagine her family gatherings, maybe a few drinks in her? OMG. OMG.

Oh, if only her Costco-sized Botox needle would have slipped and hit her vocal chords.