Oh, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, just taking off to Argentina for five days without telling anyone is a bit...eccentric:

Perhaps a change of career is in order, like flight attendant or hobo or International Tango Competition Dancer. I think the political one is probably a lil' rocky. Wife sounds pissed too. Major piece of jewelry buy time, call the lawyer first.

I think Jennifer Wilbanks is still single. You two could make a great couple, because you'd both understand each other and that need to just BUST OUT THE FREEDOM!

Like this wasn't going to be about A WOMAN. Ole!

You nut. C'mere. Noogie time.

Ray Davies -- "Lonesome Train (The Getaway)