Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" might be the WORST Christmas song EVER. It makes me want to vomit eggnog and fruitcake out of my EYES. Maybe it was all the weed he was smoking.

I really, really hate it. Thank you.

This song by Eric Idle more accurately describes my feelings of the season. Turn the sound up, if you want to get fired or defile the ears of an impressionable youth.