(Another crash scene today at a local crosswalk. HOW I HATE THESE CROSSWALKS in the middle of a long stretch of 35 MPH++ 4-lane traffic. It's insanity. Anyway, this one was a 3-car smash-up with no apparent injuries; just someone throwing on the brakes late, got rear-ended, and then that car got rear-ended. I tell you this only to pass on the following commentary as we passed by in our car. One of the involved parties was an elderly woman, who was standing next to her car.)

Me: Smashy-smashy!

MissEight: Oldy-moldy!