(Today, MissNine and I spent the afternoon deep in Discount Shopping Land looking for some new summer clothes. As it took me far longer to go through the women's clothing than it did for her to get through the girls' clothing, she decided as long as she had to follow me around, she'd take some photos of the ugliest clothes she could find. She enjoyed this tremendously, and we came home, uploaded the photos, and I typed up her commentary. Please to enjoy!)
"Ewww, this is so ugly! It looks like a rash or something bad."
"This looks like something a dead person would wear."
"Worst swimsuit in the world." (ed. note: Nnnnnope. Saying nothing.)