A GREAT IDEA, INDEED: THE DANDY WARHOLS AT ENCHANTED FOREST THEME PARK, 8/5/11

Sometimes, good luck and cosmic grace gift me with amazing opportunities. This very thing happened just a few days ago as I was spending a few minutes reading my Twitter stream. I just happened to be on as The Dandy Warhols made an announcement about their upcoming show at the second-annual Great Idea Music Festival. HMM, I said, what's this?? So I went to investigate, and when I did I said, HOLY CRAP, WOOOO!, because the Great Idea Music Festival was being held at Enchanted Forest Theme Park in Turner, Oregon. A 4-hour drive south to see the Dandies at a charming old-school kiddie park? YES! I bought 4 tickets immediately, put in for a photo ask (not needed, as it was open to all), reserved a hotel room in Salem, told the kids we were going on another Dandiventure (like the Kennedy School show was saw in Portland), they said WOOOO, and all was right with the world.

After the drive down the night before, we spent Friday morning leisurely eating the free hotel breakfast, swimming in the free hotel pool, and enjoying the free hotel wi-fi and free parking. (We were so very leisurely that we ended up leaving the hotel mid-afternoon and then ate lunch at unassuming-but-spectacular Word Of Mouth bistro. All of agreed it was one of the freshest and best meals we ever had, so it would totally be worth your while to go there, even if it's out of your way.) Stuffed and sated, we rolled on down the road to Enchanted Forest, arriving around 3:30PM. What a cool place, and what a mix of people there -- school day camp groups, grandpas and grandmas running after giddy toddlers, and rock stars and hipsters galore. The day was utterly perfect: sunshine, a balmy breeze, temps in the mid-70s, and this amazing, strange event in a surrealist fairytale world. (You can see some of the weird and funny non-music photos I took there by clicking right here.)

I didn't want to miss seeing Brush Prairie perform, which is the roots-country band project of the Dandies' Zia McCabe. We hustled over to the English Village and got there just in time. The whole thing just made me smile -- the setting, the people walking by, the people watching, the laid-back vibe, the simplicity, even the curlers in Zia's hair.




























I shot a video with the 60D - first time, full HD! Sorry about the noise; that's a rollercoaster you hear every so often in the background!

To make it all even more sweet, Zia's daughter Matilda joined the band for a song, too.





























(Brush Prairie Flickr set)

After Brush Prairie finished up, we walked around and looked at more parts of the park, got some ice cream, and heard little bits and pieces wafting our way from some of the other bands playing. HMM, what do I hear? The Dandy Sound Check at the "Rope A Steer" game/stage! Let's go! Hey, and that's the Dandies' original drummer Eric Hedford sitting in tonight, too! Cool!









































As you can see, this was a very small area for the Dandies to play in; obviously no seats, no raised stage, and there were going to be a lot of fans there soon. So I decided it would be best if I just hung out and held a view spot before everything got jammed up, which is the endless pursuit of the music photographer. I was sorry to miss the other bands, and shall plan better next time. I sent the kids off to ride rides and explore caves, which they enjoyed tremendously, and they rejoined me at the front right before the show started.

Well, happy days! I don't know who was having a better time -- the band or the crowd, but everyone was relaxed and enthusiastic, and the Dandies sounded just great, maybe even the best I've heard them play. Definitely another Dandy Warhols love fest going on, and it just seemed very clear that the band really wanted to give their all for the local fans and fellow musicians who came to watch them as the sun went down. The set stayed mainly to their earliest albums and hits like "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth," "Bohemian Like You," and crowd-faves like "Cool As Kim Deal," "Every Day Should Be A Holiday," "Grunge Betty," a cover of AC/DC's "Hell's Bells," and two of my huuuuuuge personal faves, "(Tony This Song Is Called) Lou Weed," and "Minnesoter." Matilda briefly came up to the front during the show to tell Mama Zia about a cool bracelet she got, hee hee.









































(Dandy Warhols Flickr set)

I didn't video because I was just a little too close and the sound would've blown out the camera's mic anyway, but here is a video of the aforementioned "...Lou Weed" from another crowd member to give you more of a idea about what it was like. You can see just a teeny bit of me and my camera, front and center. The More You Know.

Now let's finish by talking about good luck and cosmic grace again.

What is my favorite song of all time?

The Rolling Stones' "The Last Time."

What did the Dandies play near the end of the show?

"THE LAST TIME!"

Oh, yes, I yelled and WOOOO-ed and jumped up and down and sang loudly.

And then, what was being played on the PA as the show finished and everyone was leaving the Enchanted Forest?

The KINKS' "Village Green Preservation Society!"

Right???? I KNOW!!!

And THEN? Then what?

We drove back to Salem, went to the Denny's by our hotel to get a late post-show dinner, and what song was playing over their PA as we walked in?

"THE LAST TIME!!!"

My face nearly split from grinning.

Thank you Dandy Warhols, for doing the unexpected and giving me and my family such great music and cool adventures. Happy trails to you...until we meet again!












PHOTOS: STRANGE THINGS AT THE ENCHANTED FOREST

This week's blog content will probably be made up of several posts from the jam-packed 2-day road trip we just took to Oregon. We first headed south to Oregon's state capitol, Salem, to attend the Great Idea music festival, which was taking place a few miles away in Turner, OR. at the Enchanted Forest Theme Park. The kids were along and were rather charmed and delighted by this fairytale, old-school, low-tech theme park, as was I. I had just a short amount of time to hang out with them to look at some of the stuff before I went to see some bands, but I made sure to take some photos. (Open Salon readers, as always, click on the photos to see full size, or just head over to Popthomology.)

Little Miss Muffet looks kinda...real. Look out for the spider, honey.


























Mad Bunny is mad because people keep asking him where the other end is.




Jack and Jill are such klutzes, and I think that's Cinderella hallucinating a bear rat.

























Are these the real names of the Seven Dwarves? I so do NOT remember a "Dingy." And "Lumpy" was on "Leave It To Beaver." Pffft.


























Well, you don't see this every day.







































I think that bear is going to get that wooden spoon knocked on his forehead for being stupid. That's what I think.


























This was the Crooked House. It made me nauseated and I had to back out. Yes, I am a tremendous wimp.






































The Big Bad Wolf looks demented, not really all that scary. Maybe he is watching Jersey Shore.


























I bet you could trick out the Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe's house to be pretty cool. It would be way way cooler if it were a car like the Weinermobile, though.


























I am so excited to show you that now I have the long, glamorous torso that nature denied me. Let us not talk of the expense to the already-short legs.






































I don't like clowns, and I don't like marionettes. You cannot change my mind.




























Randomness.




























Free Water Show!!!!!! OK!!!!


























It was like seven minutes of this. Well, the kids thought it was cool. I checked my email on my phone.


























TY SEGALL, GARAGE ROCK BLISS, OR, I WAS A TEENAGE BOY FOR A NIGHT

I'm here in Oregon today on the road after a faaaabuuulous time seeing the Dandy Warhols and Brush Prairie at The Great Idea Fest, and that post with delicious photos shall arrive soon. But for today, I will take you back, far back in time to Friday, July 29th, 2011, to the land of Seattle and the club of Crocodile. It was there I dumped off 30 years and my own gender and became a punky teenage boy for a night to enjoy garage rockers Ty Segall, Audacity, and Idle Times. No surgery nor Way-Back Machine was needed, and I did revert back to being to the sweet, mild, shawl-and-orthopedic-shoe-wearing middle-aged lady that I am at the end of the night.

Go now RIGHT HERE and see my review of the night with photos by me and Dagmar at Back Beat Seattle! There are links at the bottom to the Flickr sets, too!




IPHONE PHOTO ROUNDUP: THE GLASS OF WATER

Especially for those of you struggling through a particularly brutal summer heatwave,  today I bring you virtual visual relief. Stay cool, fools.










TOMMY AND FATHER





A BACON INFLUENCER REVIEWS MINTY WATER

I had a dream when I was a child. For years, I hoped that one day, one fine and blessed day, I would become a person of great world renown. People would look to me as a sage, a deeply wise individual with special intellect and insight. They would sit at my feet, gazing up at me with awe and wonder, waiting for precious profundities to waft down from my mouth to their waiting ears, solving every riddle, conflict, and puzzle known to humankind. My every utterance would be recorded in silver Sharpie into a notebook make of pressed diamonds and scented with rare botanic essences. In this generous sacrifice of my natural magnificence, I would serve the world to my highest potential, bringing peace and happiness to billions.

Today, as a Klout-recognized person who is influential about "bacon, Saudi Arabia, Wisconsin, human rights, politics, Seattle, baseball, media, and  Bachmann," I review flavored mint water beverages. The dream lives! (If you don't know what Klout is, you can go to their site or read what I wrote here.) Let me explain.

Because I think it is damn funny that Klout thinks I have influence over anything whatsoever, not to mention bacon, I signed up for an account with them. Lo and behold, a couple weeks ago I received a notice that I had a "Klout Perk," which I could choose to accept or not accept. A sampler of Metromint water? Sure, why not? And look at what arrived, all free and such!





















Full-size bottles they were, too. Now, I didn't have to do anything at all with these. I didn't have to go online or anywhere else and say that I liked them or didn't like them...I didn't even have to drink them. I do have to repost this:


"I was given a free product or sample because I'm a Klout influencer. I was under no obligation to receive the sample or talk about this company. I get no additional benefits for talking about the product or company."






































But OF COURSE I will write about my mint water! I asked MissEight to sample the six flavors with me, solely because her favorite ice cream flavor is Mint Chocolate Chip. She's too young to be an important bacon influencer like her mom. So here's what we thought of Metromint water:

Orangemint: MissEight: “It’s interesting…it’s good. It’s very good. At first it didn’t taste good, but then if you wait a bit it tastes like orange…and mint. It sure smells like it.” Me: “It kind of tastes like fruity gum. The mint is quite strong, and stays in your throat a bit.”

Peppermint: M8: “It smells good! It tastes like Christmas. It’s pretty refreshing.” Me: “Refreshing, again with a mint-gum feeling. I’m wondering how this would go down after a long run on a hot day.”



Chocolatemint: M8: “It taste like a York patty with a little less mint. It tastes like chocolate gum. It’s the best one so far. It smells so good.” Me: “I agree – best one so far, and best blend of mint and flavoring. The mint seems less overpowering and artificial. Almost like a treat.”

Goodberrymint: M8: “Oh, that’s so good! You have to try this! I mostly taste the raspberry and the blueberry. It smells like berries, too.” Me: “This tastes exactly like a Pixie Stik.”

Lemonmint: M8: “I don’t taste the lemon, I only taste mint.” Me: “Mmm…this has kind of an old-fashioned, summery taste, kind of like sun tea. Lemon and mint are nicely balanced. Most refreshing of the bunch.”

Spearmint: M8: “You’re right. It tastes like gum.” Me: “Yeah.”

Bottom line? I'd try the Chocolatemint and Lemonmint again, best I think for a hot-weather treat. I'd be happier with the product overall with less of a mint flavor. A little goes a long way.

So take this sage and wise review into your collective hearts, Internet. If I somehow become influential about mint, I may burst in refreshing, delicious, and completely unearned pride. 

MULTICULTURALLY-INSENSITIVE FOOD POST

Yeah, that's a NO-palitos for me, thanks. Dios mio.


PEOPLE LIKE WILLIE NELSON

No. Let me fix that.

People love Willie Nelson. Me, too!

I had the chance to find that out in person when I went on assignment for Seattle Weekly last Saturday up to Willie's show at Snoqualmie Casino on a lovely sunny afternoon at Mountain View Plaza, where I had just been to see Eric Burdon and the Animals. My job, as I chose to accept it, was to focus my lens on the People Of Willie: superfans, lookalikes, Wild West-ers, etc. Well, what fun it was! Everyone was so pleasant and accommodating about having their photos taken, and it was fun to chat a little bit with the fans. They were all so excited to see Willie play; many had seen him several times before, and raved about how much they just loved the man and his music. I guess my biggest surprise was the swooning reactions of many of the ladies, of all types and ages; apparently Willie Nelson is quite the sex symbol as well. Come to think of it, I have heard stories...

For me, just being able to see such a true legend of American music play many of his incredible songs ("Crazy," "On the Road Again," "Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground," "Bloody Mary Morning," "Funny How Time Slips Away," "You Don't Think I'm Funny Anymore," and so many more) was an honor. Like Johnny Cash did, Nelson transcends the "country" genre; his fine songwriting, the Texas twang in his strong voice, and elegant/stuttering guitar style makes for an instantly-identifiable, and tremendously likable blend. At age 78, he is a consummate performer. The stage is his home, and Nelson was both utterly professional and sweetly relaxed. We shall not speculate any further about how Willie might have achieved his mellow state, as to not raise the ire of a certain petty judge back in his home state.

Please go ahead and check out the photos I took at Seattle Weekly, and while you're there, read a review, too! Thanks again to the very kind staff at Snoqualmie Casino -- my cowgirl hat is off to y'all!