(This one survived making it into my email inbox rather than go straight to the spam folder, so I am rewarding its digital determination by simply structuring it into a poem for you.)

Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969), speech, April 2, 1957 

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"I may be bringing you something else in a day or two, 

Alyona Ivanovna
 - a valuable thing - 
- silver - 
a cigarette-box, 
as soon as I get it back from a friend . . ." he broke off in confusion. 
"What do you want?" the old woman said severely, 
coming into the room 
as before, 
standing in front of him 
so as to look him straight in the face.