Me: Come over here and see the monkeys!

MissSix: No, monkeys make me sneeze.

We saw lots of hairy pigs, confused infants in strollers, confused elders in wheelchairs, a sweet 6-mo-old giraffe, A SLOTH BEAR (which is what I would like to be maybe some life), tiger cubs, a Mexican lizard that was called Horrible-Something, and the best bird.