70s

Come to think of it, the clothes I wore in the 70s were even worse than what I wore in the 80s:

• a polyester pants set, with pictures of different kinds of candy bars all over the pants, and a matching orange top with a blue and white polka dotted tie. WTF????
• a purple, white, and hot pink flowered macrame vest
• mom-sewed dark blue cords covered in tiny felt strawberries
• mom-sewed black cords with some kind of huge floral pattern that looked like an old lady couch
• fake Frye boots and fake CAT work boots made of plastic from the Farm 'N Fleet, because we didn't have the money to buy real leather ones
• white wide legged jeans that said "ARIES" on them in orange embroidery, and a blue embroidered ram on the ass pocket
  
• fake denim platform shoes with silver studs all the way around the bottom
• a Harvey Wallbanger t-shirt
• a Keep On Truckin' t-shirt
• painter pants in white, off-white, orange, red, and purple
• painter-pant overalls in off-white, denim, and red
• a plaid shirt with gold threads running through it
• a burgundy Danskin outfit, complete with leotard, wrap skirt, and tights
• extremely low-rise red velvet jeans that laced all the way up the sides, handed down to me from the slutty neighbor woman; I was only allowed to wear them in the house
• tweed knickers with a matching rust colored cowl neck sweater, and a tan wool tunic over that; I wore that first day back to school in 8th grade and sweat to death
• tube tops in red, pink, and dark blue
• assorted insane-print baby doll tops that covered my pudgy pre-teen stomach
• CREEM t-shirt
• white suit with black and white prison striped shirt
• red parka with bright orange lining which I wore until it ripped to pieces
• a Soul-Train type overall outfit with elephant bell bottoms that went gradient color from lightest to darkest blue, covered in silver star studs up the sides, which I wore with the studded shoes, a denim cabbie hat, and gradient prescription sunglasses

HAHAHAHA! Damn.