HA 30: THE POOPING BUS DRIVER
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Oh, of COURSE this was in Wisconsin! HA HA HA HA HA! Well, on the plus side at least the kids weren't in the school bus when this gastrically-distressed mental case responsible for their VERY LIVES DAILY ON THE ROAD was gettin' busy moving her bowels into a plastic bag. HA! Man. People.
A LINE IN THE SAND
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Remember, all the way back a few days ago when I posted about writing a song inspired by the increasingly-ugly mess that is AZ. SB 1070? Well, the new compilation album from Arizona musicians opposed to scary racist laws is now available. "A Line In The Sand," sponsored by The Phoenix New Times, gives a voice to those in the state whose opinions are getting steamrolled by those in political power who are using hate, fear, frustration, and ignorance to push their agenda. I'm damn sick of these jughead-jingoists who keep saying "Let's take our country back!" Well, NEWS FLASH: America is NOT ONE RACE, ONE VIEWPOINT. This land is my land too, jerkoffs, and don't try to rewrite that.
No problem, however serious, is going to be solved by making every person with an Hispanic name or face feel like if a cop thinks their ID isn't in order, it's off to the Detention Center. Better not ever forget your driver's license and make a rolling stop, Ramirez, even if you and your parents and your grandparents and your great-grandparents have been legal U.S. residents forever. This poke at the Feds -- which is what it is -- may eventually serve to refine and maybe outright overhaul the immigration policy in America; I don't know. There are inconsistencies, surely, and depending on which side of the (literal) fence you sit on, some folks think the U.S. ought to shut its borders completely and take care of its own; some believe America is nothing if not for the fluidity and diversity that immigrants provide. It will take years of ugly court battles to find out.
No state can claim with any credibility whatsoever that every single one of their law enforcement professionals can carry out this mandate equitably and with no regard to racial stereotypes. It's not reality and can never be made so. Arizona cannot fairly carry out SB 1070, and cannot pay for it either. Worst case scenario: hatred and increasing mistrust on both sides of the issue will cross over into violence when SB 1070 goes into effect in the middle of a blazing Arizona summer. No one wants this.
Whether or not you are a big music geek like me or not, I bet you will find something to enjoy here, but even if you prefer other types of music, support "A Line In The Sand" and send the message that music is a way to peacefully protest, and "A Line In The Sand" is one small thing that can help. Proceeds will be donated to humanitarian relief organizations for immigrants in Arizona. Please click here to find out more and buy the album. Thanks!

No problem, however serious, is going to be solved by making every person with an Hispanic name or face feel like if a cop thinks their ID isn't in order, it's off to the Detention Center. Better not ever forget your driver's license and make a rolling stop, Ramirez, even if you and your parents and your grandparents and your great-grandparents have been legal U.S. residents forever. This poke at the Feds -- which is what it is -- may eventually serve to refine and maybe outright overhaul the immigration policy in America; I don't know. There are inconsistencies, surely, and depending on which side of the (literal) fence you sit on, some folks think the U.S. ought to shut its borders completely and take care of its own; some believe America is nothing if not for the fluidity and diversity that immigrants provide. It will take years of ugly court battles to find out.
No state can claim with any credibility whatsoever that every single one of their law enforcement professionals can carry out this mandate equitably and with no regard to racial stereotypes. It's not reality and can never be made so. Arizona cannot fairly carry out SB 1070, and cannot pay for it either. Worst case scenario: hatred and increasing mistrust on both sides of the issue will cross over into violence when SB 1070 goes into effect in the middle of a blazing Arizona summer. No one wants this.
Whether or not you are a big music geek like me or not, I bet you will find something to enjoy here, but even if you prefer other types of music, support "A Line In The Sand" and send the message that music is a way to peacefully protest, and "A Line In The Sand" is one small thing that can help. Proceeds will be donated to humanitarian relief organizations for immigrants in Arizona. Please click here to find out more and buy the album. Thanks!
I'M WAITING ON MY PRESALE CODE MAN: VAMPIRE WEEKEND & FRIENDS
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
While I am patiently sitting here waiting for Ticketbastard to release tickets for the STUNNINGLY AWESOME concert combo of Vampire Weekend, Beach House, and Dum Dum Girls to go on sale this morning, I will share with you this insightful and well-written review of VW's "Contra" from the Seattle Theater Group's website:
And I will also share with you this poster I found taped to our stairway this weekend, drawn by big VW fan MissSeven:

MissSeven: Can I be up front this time, Mama?
Me: No, sweetie, it's going to be too crowded. It wouldn't be safe for you. I'm sorry.
MissSeven: Can you put me on your shoulders?
Me: No. God no.
MissSeven: Can I bring a chair to sit on the grass?
Me: Absolutely!
MissSeven: Yay!
Some bands stay in a holding pattern their whole careers. Others jerk the steering wheel hard and fly off the road. On their second album, Vampire Weekend do neither. Or maybe they do both. "I think we sound more like Vampire Weekend than we did on the first record," says drummer Christopher Tomson.
Contra pulls off a series of impressive feats: It's bustling with fresh ideas, and yet it sounds immediately familiar; it's heavily layered but taut and kinetic; it chews ravenously through sound palettes and rhythms, and yet it's nimble and assured; it's still breezy, and yet it smolders with a newfound emotional heft. "It's sadder than the first one, a bit more sentimental," says singer Ezra Koenig. The songs are catchy, fast, twinkling, clattering the darker themes of loss, doubt and regret accumulate almost imperceptibly, but they land a powerful blow.
Ideas for this record had been bubbling since before the release of their debut. The band started recording in January 2009, only two weeks after finishing an 18-month world tour supporting their first record. They had initially planned to work in California, feeling that the new record's spiritual home was the West Coast. The decision to work in New York, however, ultimately provided the freedom and perspective to properly realize their vision.
That March, the band toured Mexico for the first time. They recorded new material blocks away from Frida Kahlo's house in the Coyoacán neighborhood of Mexico City. In Monterrey they found a kindred spirit in DJ/Producer Toy Selectah, exchanging ideas and philosophies over days spent listening to records in his home studio. They returned to New York energized.
The finished product explodes any reductive notions of what constitutes Vampire Weekend's sound and aesthetic. The varied influences here include third-wave ska, the Hallelujah Chicken Run Band, Brazilian baile funk, Congolese thumb pianos, Repo Man, Sublime's 40 Oz. to Freedom, reggaeton, bachata, Bollywood, Philip Roth, Beethoven, NYC 1983, dancehall, and the Beastie Boys' second album, Paul's Boutique.
All of these influences are incorporated with subtlety and sophistication, woven together into a seamless fabric of references that, heard in full, resembles nothing so much as itself. Vampire Weekend's music and lyrics serve to both construct and deconstruct a world around them. Like the word "contra" itself, the songs are layered with meaning and invite interpretation. With this album, Vampire Weekend have staked out an alien territory literate, crackling, alive that's unmistakably their own.
And I will also share with you this poster I found taped to our stairway this weekend, drawn by big VW fan MissSeven:

MissSeven: Can I be up front this time, Mama?
Me: No, sweetie, it's going to be too crowded. It wouldn't be safe for you. I'm sorry.
MissSeven: Can you put me on your shoulders?
Me: No. God no.
MissSeven: Can I bring a chair to sit on the grass?
Me: Absolutely!
MissSeven: Yay!
WINNEBAGO MAN
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
From YouTube sensation to documentary film, one of my favorite swearers of all time! Can't wait to see this! (Warning: SWEARS)
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BEATLES BOOK
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
MissSeven: Why did the Beatles break up?
Me: They were having trouble getting along.
MissSeven: OK. Thanks.

Me: They were having trouble getting along.
MissSeven: OK. Thanks.

J.K. ROWLING KNOWS STUFF
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I have spent a morning in the most luxurious way possible -- not at a spa, not in a cafe, not jetting to my (completely imaginary) beach cottage -- but reading, reading, reading, reading, reading. I have lots to think about from the world of words and ideas, and am completely grateful that I have the time to do just that. I also have 100 lbs. of laundry to sort and wash during my thinking, so for now I am going to pass this along: Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling's 2008 commencement address at Harvard. Please spend a few minutes and read/watch what she has to say. Her speech is beautifully written and delivered, and would be just as valuable if she were not wealthy and famous. I've never read any of her books or seen the films made from them, although of course my kids have, as well as most of the world. I am just taking her as she is here.
If she had done nothing else, this modest few minutes of text alone would have been a remarkable gift to leave not only the Harvard grads, but to everyone who has the opportunity to listen. Cheers, Ms. Rowling, and thank you.
If she had done nothing else, this modest few minutes of text alone would have been a remarkable gift to leave not only the Harvard grads, but to everyone who has the opportunity to listen. Cheers, Ms. Rowling, and thank you.
J.K. Rowling Speaks at Harvard Commencement from Harvard Magazine on Vimeo.
President Faust, members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers, members of the faculty, proud parents, and, above all, graduates.
The first thing I would like to say is ‘thank you.’ Not only has Harvard given me an extraordinary honour, but the weeks of fear and nausea I have endured at the thought of giving this commencement address have made me lose weight. A win-win situation! Now all I have to do is take deep breaths, squint at the red banners and convince myself that I am at the world’s largest Gryffindor reunion.
Delivering a commencement address is a great responsibility; or so I thought until I cast my mind back to my own graduation. The commencement speaker that day was the distinguished British philosopher Baroness Mary Warnock. Reflecting on her speech has helped me enormously in writing this one, because it turns out that I can’t remember a single word she said. This liberating discovery enables me to proceed without any fear that I might inadvertently influence you to abandon promising careers in business, the law or politics for the giddy delights of becoming a gay wizard.
You see? If all you remember in years to come is the ‘gay wizard’ joke, I’ve come out ahead of Baroness Mary Warnock. Achievable goals: the first step to self improvement.
Actually, I have wracked my mind and heart for what I ought to say to you today. I have asked myself what I wish I had known at my own graduation, and what important lessons I have learned in the 21 years that have expired between that day and this.
I have come up with two answers. On this wonderful day when we are gathered together to celebrate your academic success, I have decided to talk to you about the benefits of failure. And as you stand on the threshold of what is sometimes called ‘real life’, I want to extol the crucial importance of imagination.
These may seem quixotic or paradoxical choices, but please bear with me.
Looking back at the 21-year-old that I was at graduation, is a slightly uncomfortable experience for the 42-year-old that she has become. Half my lifetime ago, I was striking an uneasy balance between the ambition I had for myself, and what those closest to me expected of me.
I was convinced that the only thing I wanted to do, ever, was to write novels. However, my parents, both of whom came from impoverished backgrounds and neither of whom had been to college, took the view that my overactive imagination was an amusing personal quirk that would never pay a mortgage, or secure a pension. I know that the irony strikes with the force of a cartoon anvil, now.
So they hoped that I would take a vocational degree; I wanted to study English Literature. A compromise was reached that in retrospect satisfied nobody, and I went up to study Modern Languages. Hardly had my parents’ car rounded the corner at the end of the road than I ditched German and scuttled off down the Classics corridor.
I cannot remember telling my parents that I was studying Classics; they might well have found out for the first time on graduation day. Of all the subjects on this planet, I think they would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology when it came to securing the keys to an executive bathroom.
I would like to make it clear, in parenthesis, that I do not blame my parents for their point of view. There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you. What is more, I cannot criticise my parents for hoping that I would never experience poverty. They had been poor themselves, and I have since been poor, and I quite agree with them that it is not an ennobling experience. Poverty entails fear, and stress, and sometimes depression; it means a thousand petty humiliations and hardships. Climbing out of poverty by your own efforts, that is indeed something on which to pride yourself, but poverty itself is romanticised only by fools.
What I feared most for myself at your age was not poverty, but failure.
At your age, in spite of a distinct lack of motivation at university, where I had spent far too long in the coffee bar writing stories, and far too little time at lectures, I had a knack for passing examinations, and that, for years, had been the measure of success in my life and that of my peers.
I am not dull enough to suppose that because you are young, gifted and well-educated, you have never known hardship or heartbreak. Talent and intelligence never yet inoculated anyone against the caprice of the Fates, and I do not for a moment suppose that everyone here has enjoyed an existence of unruffled privilege and contentment.
However, the fact that you are graduating from Harvard suggests that you are not very well-acquainted with failure. You might be driven by a fear of failure quite as much as a desire for success. Indeed, your conception of failure might not be too far from the average person’s idea of success, so high have you already flown.
Ultimately, we all have to decide for ourselves what constitutes failure, but the world is quite eager to give you a set of criteria if you let it. So I think it fair to say that by any conventional measure, a mere seven years after my graduation day, I had failed on an epic scale. An exceptionally short-lived marriage had imploded, and I was jobless, a lone parent, and as poor as it is possible to be in modern Britain, without being homeless. The fears that my parents had had for me, and that I had had for myself, had both come to pass, and by every usual standard, I was the biggest failure I knew.
Now, I am not going to stand here and tell you that failure is fun. That period of my life was a dark one, and I had no idea that there was going to be what the press has since represented as a kind of fairy tale resolution. I had no idea then how far the tunnel extended, and for a long time, any light at the end of it was a hope rather than a reality.
So why do I talk about the benefits of failure? Simply because failure meant a stripping away of the inessential. I stopped pretending to myself that I was anything other than what I was, and began to direct all my energy into finishing the only work that mattered to me. Had I really succeeded at anything else, I might never have found the determination to succeed in the one arena I believed I truly belonged. I was set free, because my greatest fear had been realised, and I was still alive, and I still had a daughter whom I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.
You might never fail on the scale I did, but some failure in life is inevitable. It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default.
Failure gave me an inner security that I had never attained by passing examinations. Failure taught me things about myself that I could have learned no other way. I discovered that I had a strong will, and more discipline than I had suspected; I also found out that I had friends whose value was truly above the price of rubies.
The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. You will never truly know yourself, or the strength of your relationships, until both have been tested by adversity. Such knowledge is a true gift, for all that it is painfully won, and it has been worth more than any qualification I ever earned.
So given a Time Turner, I would tell my 21-year-old self that personal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a check-list of acquisition or achievement. Your qualifications, your CV, are not your life, though you will meet many people of my age and older who confuse the two. Life is difficult, and complicated, and beyond anyone’s total control, and the humility to know that will enable you to survive its vicissitudes.
Now you might think that I chose my second theme, the importance of imagination, because of the part it played in rebuilding my life, but that is not wholly so. Though I personally will defend the value of bedtime stories to my last gasp, I have learned to value imagination in a much broader sense. Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and therefore the fount of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power that enables us to empathise with humans whose experiences we have never shared.
One of the greatest formative experiences of my life preceded Harry Potter, though it informed much of what I subsequently wrote in those books. This revelation came in the form of one of my earliest day jobs. Though I was sloping off to write stories during my lunch hours, I paid the rent in my early 20s by working at the African research department at Amnesty International’s headquarters in London.
There in my little office I read hastily scribbled letters smuggled out of totalitarian regimes by men and women who were risking imprisonment to inform the outside world of what was happening to them. I saw photographs of those who had disappeared without trace, sent to Amnesty by their desperate families and friends. I read the testimony of torture victims and saw pictures of their injuries. I opened handwritten, eye-witness accounts of summary trials and executions, of kidnappings and rapes.
Many of my co-workers were ex-political prisoners, people who had been displaced from their homes, or fled into exile, because they had the temerity to speak against their governments. Visitors to our offices included those who had come to give information, or to try and find out what had happened to those they had left behind.
I shall never forget the African torture victim, a young man no older than I was at the time, who had become mentally ill after all he had endured in his homeland. He trembled uncontrollably as he spoke into a video camera about the brutality inflicted upon him. He was a foot taller than I was, and seemed as fragile as a child. I was given the job of escorting him back to the Underground Station afterwards, and this man whose life had been shattered by cruelty took my hand with exquisite courtesy, and wished me future happiness.
And as long as I live I shall remember walking along an empty corridor and suddenly hearing, from behind a closed door, a scream of pain and horror such as I have never heard since. The door opened, and the researcher poked out her head and told me to run and make a hot drink for the young man sitting with her. She had just had to give him the news that in retaliation for his own outspokenness against his country’s regime, his mother had been seized and executed.
Every day of my working week in my early 20s I was reminded how incredibly fortunate I was, to live in a country with a democratically elected government, where legal representation and a public trial were the rights of everyone.
Every day, I saw more evidence about the evils humankind will inflict on their fellow humans, to gain or maintain power. I began to have nightmares, literal nightmares, about some of the things I saw, heard, and read.
And yet I also learned more about human goodness at Amnesty International than I had ever known before.
Amnesty mobilises thousands of people who have never been tortured or imprisoned for their beliefs to act on behalf of those who have. The power of human empathy, leading to collective action, saves lives, and frees prisoners. Ordinary people, whose personal well-being and security are assured, join together in huge numbers to save people they do not know, and will never meet. My small participation in that process was one of the most humbling and inspiring experiences of my life.
Unlike any other creature on this planet, humans can learn and understand, without having experienced. They can think themselves into other people’s places.
Of course, this is a power, like my brand of fictional magic, that is morally neutral. One might use such an ability to manipulate, or control, just as much as to understand or sympathise.
And many prefer not to exercise their imaginations at all. They choose to remain comfortably within the bounds of their own experience, never troubling to wonder how it would feel to have been born other than they are. They can refuse to hear screams or to peer inside cages; they can close their minds and hearts to any suffering that does not touch them personally; they can refuse to know.
I might be tempted to envy people who can live that way, except that I do not think they have any fewer nightmares than I do. Choosing to live in narrow spaces leads to a form of mental agoraphobia, and that brings its own terrors. I think the wilfully unimaginative see more monsters. They are often more afraid.
What is more, those who choose not to empathise enable real monsters. For without ever committing an act of outright evil ourselves, we collude with it, through our own apathy.
One of the many things I learned at the end of that Classics corridor down which I ventured at the age of 18, in search of something I could not then define, was this, written by the Greek author Plutarch: What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.
That is an astonishing statement and yet proven a thousand times every day of our lives. It expresses, in part, our inescapable connection with the outside world, the fact that we touch other people’s lives simply by existing.
But how much more are you, Harvard graduates of 2008, likely to touch other people’s lives? Your intelligence, your capacity for hard work, the education you have earned and received, give you unique status, and unique responsibilities. Even your nationality sets you apart. The great majority of you belong to the world’s only remaining superpower. The way you vote, the way you live, the way you protest, the pressure you bring to bear on your government, has an impact way beyond your borders. That is your privilege, and your burden.
If you choose to use your status and influence to raise your voice on behalf of those who have no voice; if you choose to identify not only with the powerful, but with the powerless; if you retain the ability to imagine yourself into the lives of those who do not have your advantages, then it will not only be your proud families who celebrate your existence, but thousands and millions of people whose reality you have helped change. We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.
I am nearly finished. I have one last hope for you, which is something that I already had at 21. The friends with whom I sat on graduation day have been my friends for life. They are my children’s godparents, the people to whom I’ve been able to turn in times of trouble, people who have been kind enough not to sue me when I took their names for Death Eaters. At our graduation we were bound by enormous affection, by our shared experience of a time that could never come again, and, of course, by the knowledge that we held certain photographic evidence that would be exceptionally valuable if any of us ran for Prime Minister.
So today, I wish you nothing better than similar friendships. And tomorrow, I hope that even if you remember not a single word of mine, you remember those of Seneca, another of those old Romans I met when I fled down the Classics corridor, in retreat from career ladders, in search of ancient wisdom:
As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters.
I wish you all very good lives.
Thank you very much.
REVIEW SMASH: THE DEAD WEATHER "SEA OF COWARDS"
Monday, May 17, 2010
The Dead Weather, another band of the hyper-musical and vastly-talented Jack White, released their second album last week called "Sea Of Cowards." Critic-of-shag-hair-and-long-tooth David Fricke reviewed it for Rolling Stone. I review his review while reviewing, for your review.
The first thing I want to do is remove all the hyphenated hyperbole in this single-paragraph overview of Fricke's. Let me stack them here for you:
gothic-blues holiday
mule-kick outbursts
fire-dance delirium
drunken-Godzilla stomp
she-devil vengeance
pie-plate-cymbal crashes
lost-soul harmonies
Now, I'm taking out the non-hyphenated excitement language:
rock of action
vicious twists
blitzkrieg segues
furious pileup
bizarre doo-wop vocal pepper
grunting fuzz bass
abrasive skidding guitar
parade of spasms
abused synthesizer
aural IMAX
feral air
incantatory bursts
The deflated and highly-edited-by-ME outcome:
The second album by the Dead Weather, Jack White's current singing-drummer gig is nothing but action. There is barely room to breathe, much less sing along. "Blue Blood Blues" is Jack Lawrence and Dean Fertita pushed around by White. "I'm Mad" zigzags vocalist Alison Mosshart. Technically, these 11 tracks are songs, with titles and hooks. The effect, though, is more like a precisely arranged blast at you, like last year's Horehound, but the moving parts on Sea of Cowards come faster, meaner and fatter. There are more single-worthy tunes on White's records with the Raconteurs; in the White Stripes, he prefers his blues with limits. But with this band, White lets himself go over the top. Not too cool.
My apologies to David Fricke and Jack White, but hey.

David Fricke:
The second album by the Dead Weather, Jack White's current singing-drummer gig and gothic-blues holiday, is a rock of action — nothing but action. There is barely room to breathe, much less sing along, in these vicious twists and blitzkrieg segues. "Blue Blood Blues" is a furious pileup of Jack Lawrence's grunting fuzz bass, Dean Fertita's abrasive skidding guitar and bizarre doo-wop vocal pepper, pushed around by White's mule-kick outbursts at his kit. "I'm Mad" zigzags between fire-dance delirium and drunken-Godzilla stomp, with jolts of abused synthesizer and vocalist Alison Mosshart's she-devil vengeance. Technically, these 11 tracks are songs, with titles and hooks. The effect, though, is more like a precisely arranged parade of spasms, blasted at you in a kind of aural IMAX. Last year's Horehound had the same feral air. But the moving parts on Sea of Cowards — the distortion on Fertita's guitar riffs in "Die by the Drop"; the clang of White's pie-plate-cymbal crashes in "Hustle and Cuss"; his and Mosshart's incantatory bursts and lost-soul harmonies — come faster, meaner and fatter. There are more single-worthy tunes on White's records with the Raconteurs; in the White Stripes, he prefers his blues with limits. But with this band, White lets himself go over the top. Don't be too cool to go along.
The first thing I want to do is remove all the hyphenated hyperbole in this single-paragraph overview of Fricke's. Let me stack them here for you:
gothic-blues holiday
mule-kick outbursts
fire-dance delirium
drunken-Godzilla stomp
she-devil vengeance
pie-plate-cymbal crashes
lost-soul harmonies
Now, I'm taking out the non-hyphenated excitement language:
rock of action
vicious twists
blitzkrieg segues
furious pileup
bizarre doo-wop vocal pepper
grunting fuzz bass
abrasive skidding guitar
parade of spasms
abused synthesizer
aural IMAX
feral air
incantatory bursts
The deflated and highly-edited-by-ME outcome:
The second album by the Dead Weather, Jack White's current singing-drummer gig is nothing but action. There is barely room to breathe, much less sing along. "Blue Blood Blues" is Jack Lawrence and Dean Fertita pushed around by White. "I'm Mad" zigzags vocalist Alison Mosshart. Technically, these 11 tracks are songs, with titles and hooks. The effect, though, is more like a precisely arranged blast at you, like last year's Horehound, but the moving parts on Sea of Cowards come faster, meaner and fatter. There are more single-worthy tunes on White's records with the Raconteurs; in the White Stripes, he prefers his blues with limits. But with this band, White lets himself go over the top. Not too cool.
My apologies to David Fricke and Jack White, but hey.

DICK'S, DAVE'S, CROWS, AND THE ROBOT: A SEATTLE WEEKEND
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Outside of the occasional school play, dental appointment, or rock 'n roll show, my weekdays are pretty regimented by the time constraints, travel logistics, and schedules of family life. My car could run on a rail, there's so little variance. So on the weekends its nice to do something a little different and get out and explore a bit. It's also really nice to put off cleaning the house for a few more hours too. Here's a few pix from the small delights found around town this weekend.
I've been jonesing for a decent burger for a couple of weeks now, and the weather was nice, so that to me says DRIVE-IN. I'm always up for trying a new one, so this time it's across the lake to Dick's Drive-In, this one in Lake City, a somewhat bleak but quiet area of Seattle. It recently re-opened after a drunk plowed into the front. Dick's is a legendary place 'round these parts as it's been in business for like 250 years and wins lots of local foodie awards.



The first thing you notice is that the menu is limited to just a few typical drive-in items like burgers, fries, soda, shakes. But then you rub your eyes when you look at the PRICES. It can't be right, can it? $1.40 for a cheeseburger? Two bucks for a shake? FIVE CENTS FOR ONIONS? HOO EEE! Whatever time warp Dick's lives in, I am SO FOR IT. I upgraded to their "Deluxe" burger, all of $2.55 with the ONIONS, an order of real and soggy fries with a 5 cent ketchup cup, and a strawberry shake that was yummy and not too sweet. MMMMMMM.



Entertainment was provided by a bevy of crows stealing trash from Dick's garbage cans. As you would expect, they were both clever and ruthless in their pursuit of inexpensive American retro food.




The last of my spilled bag fries were consumed, by me. Screw you, crows.

You may recall that I was quite thrilled to have attended some of the panel discussions at the Experience Music Project/Science Fiction Museum in Seattle for the Taking Aim: Unforgettable Rock 'n' Roll Photographs, Selected by Graham Nash exhibit. My only problem was that I didn't have enough time that day to actually spend much time looking at the photographs! So when I saw that the EMP/SFM was giving away some free passes to see Taking Aim before it leaves Seattle on May 23rd, I put my name in the hat, and I WON! YAY! This time, I wanted to bring along MissSeven and Mr12 to see these great rock images up close. When we got there, the very nice lady behind the desk found my tickets and quietly comped us all, which was just the nicest thing. Thank you EMP/SFM!!
We went right up to the photos and I talked to the kids a bit about some of them; who the people were in the pictures, how old some of the pictures were, venues I too had been to, and why the photos were so good, what made them special. It was nice to see all kinds of people there -- hipsters, oldsters, youngsters, tourists. After a bit, the kids ran off to the Sound Room to play instruments while I looked at the photos a bit longer. It was strange and sad to realize that the day in February I was there for the photographer panels, Jim Marshall was alive and I shook his hand and thanked him for coming and telling all his great stories behind his pictures. He died on March 24th, at age 74.

After that I went into the Sound Room and played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on guitar along with Kurt Cobain, co-drummed with MissSeven, listened to Mr12 make up a rather nice Latin piano melody, remixed Jimi Hendrix's "Dolly Dagger" and read his diary from 1968, remembered when a great nasty sound the Sonics had, and then found this in the guitar room...a Telecaster owned by Dave Davies of the Kinks! Yay!



Now, I don't recall Dave playing any Tele on those records mentioned -- if anyone did, it was Ray Davies, but no matter -- it was cool to see Dave represented.
I had never been over to the Science Fiction side of the museum before. Now, I am really not a big sci-fi girl at all, other than to enjoy the hilarity of The Blob or Plan Nine From Outer Space or the giant blancmange from The Prisoner series. I'm not a very fantastical thinker, and not that kind of nerd. I've never even seen more than the first Star Wars movie, even, and I think E.T. looks like a big ugly inside out colon. But I was excited to see some of these cool things.
HA! Look at this awesome Star Trek stuff! I love it. It all looks like a cross between my old transistor radio, random crap in my dad's garage, and cereal box toys.





Don't tell me you wouldn't want to sit in Captain Kirk's chair. The red dress was very tiny.


Let me tell you, I got PRETTY DAMN EXCITED when I saw the Robot from the old '60s TV series "Lost In Space" there. OMG, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! He's my guy, that guy. DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON! HAH! All those insults back and forth with Dr. Smith were so wonderful. His pal Robby the Robot was there too!



I took a small video of his control panel all lit up. Sigh. Really, I just love it. Maybe I AM that kind of nerd!
This Terminator 2 prototype looks a lot like Skully, the Day of The Dead skull decoration I admired for years in a Chicago shop window. I named it Skully all by myself.

So it's now dinnertime on a Sunday, I haven't cleaned a damn thing yet, but I sure had some fun and fun is FUN. Thanks again Dick's and EMP/SFM!

I've been jonesing for a decent burger for a couple of weeks now, and the weather was nice, so that to me says DRIVE-IN. I'm always up for trying a new one, so this time it's across the lake to Dick's Drive-In, this one in Lake City, a somewhat bleak but quiet area of Seattle. It recently re-opened after a drunk plowed into the front. Dick's is a legendary place 'round these parts as it's been in business for like 250 years and wins lots of local foodie awards.



The first thing you notice is that the menu is limited to just a few typical drive-in items like burgers, fries, soda, shakes. But then you rub your eyes when you look at the PRICES. It can't be right, can it? $1.40 for a cheeseburger? Two bucks for a shake? FIVE CENTS FOR ONIONS? HOO EEE! Whatever time warp Dick's lives in, I am SO FOR IT. I upgraded to their "Deluxe" burger, all of $2.55 with the ONIONS, an order of real and soggy fries with a 5 cent ketchup cup, and a strawberry shake that was yummy and not too sweet. MMMMMMM.



Entertainment was provided by a bevy of crows stealing trash from Dick's garbage cans. As you would expect, they were both clever and ruthless in their pursuit of inexpensive American retro food.




The last of my spilled bag fries were consumed, by me. Screw you, crows.

You may recall that I was quite thrilled to have attended some of the panel discussions at the Experience Music Project/Science Fiction Museum in Seattle for the Taking Aim: Unforgettable Rock 'n' Roll Photographs, Selected by Graham Nash exhibit. My only problem was that I didn't have enough time that day to actually spend much time looking at the photographs! So when I saw that the EMP/SFM was giving away some free passes to see Taking Aim before it leaves Seattle on May 23rd, I put my name in the hat, and I WON! YAY! This time, I wanted to bring along MissSeven and Mr12 to see these great rock images up close. When we got there, the very nice lady behind the desk found my tickets and quietly comped us all, which was just the nicest thing. Thank you EMP/SFM!!
We went right up to the photos and I talked to the kids a bit about some of them; who the people were in the pictures, how old some of the pictures were, venues I too had been to, and why the photos were so good, what made them special. It was nice to see all kinds of people there -- hipsters, oldsters, youngsters, tourists. After a bit, the kids ran off to the Sound Room to play instruments while I looked at the photos a bit longer. It was strange and sad to realize that the day in February I was there for the photographer panels, Jim Marshall was alive and I shook his hand and thanked him for coming and telling all his great stories behind his pictures. He died on March 24th, at age 74.

After that I went into the Sound Room and played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on guitar along with Kurt Cobain, co-drummed with MissSeven, listened to Mr12 make up a rather nice Latin piano melody, remixed Jimi Hendrix's "Dolly Dagger" and read his diary from 1968, remembered when a great nasty sound the Sonics had, and then found this in the guitar room...a Telecaster owned by Dave Davies of the Kinks! Yay!



Now, I don't recall Dave playing any Tele on those records mentioned -- if anyone did, it was Ray Davies, but no matter -- it was cool to see Dave represented.
I had never been over to the Science Fiction side of the museum before. Now, I am really not a big sci-fi girl at all, other than to enjoy the hilarity of The Blob or Plan Nine From Outer Space or the giant blancmange from The Prisoner series. I'm not a very fantastical thinker, and not that kind of nerd. I've never even seen more than the first Star Wars movie, even, and I think E.T. looks like a big ugly inside out colon. But I was excited to see some of these cool things.
HA! Look at this awesome Star Trek stuff! I love it. It all looks like a cross between my old transistor radio, random crap in my dad's garage, and cereal box toys.





Don't tell me you wouldn't want to sit in Captain Kirk's chair. The red dress was very tiny.


Let me tell you, I got PRETTY DAMN EXCITED when I saw the Robot from the old '60s TV series "Lost In Space" there. OMG, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! He's my guy, that guy. DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON! HAH! All those insults back and forth with Dr. Smith were so wonderful. His pal Robby the Robot was there too!



I took a small video of his control panel all lit up. Sigh. Really, I just love it. Maybe I AM that kind of nerd!
This Terminator 2 prototype looks a lot like Skully, the Day of The Dead skull decoration I admired for years in a Chicago shop window. I named it Skully all by myself.

So it's now dinnertime on a Sunday, I haven't cleaned a damn thing yet, but I sure had some fun and fun is FUN. Thanks again Dick's and EMP/SFM!

MORNING LAMENT 2
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Oh, the wretched cruelty!
Between the bird
Whose vigorous avian expression sounded like a creaky door being opened
Over and over and over again
And
The asshole in his loud speedboat
Who joyfully let us know that it's a nice day and he has a loud speedboat
My suburban Saturday morning sleep-in
Was ruined.

Between the bird
Whose vigorous avian expression sounded like a creaky door being opened
Over and over and over again
And
The asshole in his loud speedboat
Who joyfully let us know that it's a nice day and he has a loud speedboat
My suburban Saturday morning sleep-in
Was ruined.

KEITH
Friday, May 14, 2010
Keith Richards has always been my favorite Rolling Stone. It's not because I think his years of drugged-out dissipation were "cool" or that he is the best guitarist in the world or even that he climbed a tree in his 60s, fell off, and lived to tell about it. There are two things about him that have remained utterly consistent during his time in the spotlight, through all the wild hot mess that has been his life as one of the most famous musicians in RAWK:
1. He is always himself -- no airs, no pretense, no lies, no crap. What you see and hear is what you get, the real deal. This is rare in anyone, much less a rock star. He'll own up to the bad he's done, take pride in the good, and not change his tune depending on what crowd he's in at any given minute. I imagine Keith has one of the finest bullshit detectors in the known universe, and doesn't hesitate to sound off when the meter hits red.
2. He has never, ever, lost his passion for music. He still feels it just as much as he did when he was a young man with a stack of American blues LP's under his arm at a suburban London train station, randomly spotting an old school friend with rather rubbery lips and discovering that he too was an American blues fan.
These two things endear him to me more than anything.
The Rolling Stones have re-released their classic "Exile On Main Street" album very recently and if you don't have it in your collection already, you should. Here's Keith on "Late Night" with a very nervous and giddy Jimmy Fallon. We find out that Keith has a way with plants and that his favorite obscure Rolling Stones song is 1967's "Connection" from what might be my favorite Stones album, "Between the Buttons." Neither revelation, somehow, is a surprise to me.
Love you, Keith.
1. He is always himself -- no airs, no pretense, no lies, no crap. What you see and hear is what you get, the real deal. This is rare in anyone, much less a rock star. He'll own up to the bad he's done, take pride in the good, and not change his tune depending on what crowd he's in at any given minute. I imagine Keith has one of the finest bullshit detectors in the known universe, and doesn't hesitate to sound off when the meter hits red.
2. He has never, ever, lost his passion for music. He still feels it just as much as he did when he was a young man with a stack of American blues LP's under his arm at a suburban London train station, randomly spotting an old school friend with rather rubbery lips and discovering that he too was an American blues fan.
These two things endear him to me more than anything.
The Rolling Stones have re-released their classic "Exile On Main Street" album very recently and if you don't have it in your collection already, you should. Here's Keith on "Late Night" with a very nervous and giddy Jimmy Fallon. We find out that Keith has a way with plants and that his favorite obscure Rolling Stones song is 1967's "Connection" from what might be my favorite Stones album, "Between the Buttons." Neither revelation, somehow, is a surprise to me.
Love you, Keith.
LITTLE STORIES
Thursday, May 13, 2010
When I tell you that I feel like being by myself for awhile, I really mean that I would rather be anyone else but me for awhile.
I fold myself up, methodically, trying not to touch any flesh to flesh, an unwanted reminder that I am human.
**************************************************
I go to the bathtub and turn the water on for a shower. Looking down, I see someone has filled every space on the edge of the tub with tiny little hotel soaps, saved from many trips. They are still wrapped in their paper and cardboard coverings, all now soggy from the water spray. Oh, now who did this, I frown to myself as I start to clean up the soapy mess, the warm water falling on my back, my hair becoming wet and falling into my eyes. In the soap dish, along with the soaps and several bottles of saved hotel shampoos, something catches my eye amongst all the beige and off-white and celadon and pale yellow. It is part of a very small key, its top half broken off, a bright brass color with a beautiful patina: a rainbow extending out in colorful waves, ending at the edge of the metal. I flick my hand quickly across the bottom of the soap dish a few times to clear off the water that’s pooling there, and set the key fragment back into it; pointless, as the water just keeps coming.
***************************************************
My sister-in-law peers into my room, surveying it in her brisk, sort of sneery way, and turns away again with no greeting to me, not unusual for her. Her hair is cut in a stiff modern/violent way, the color an ashy blonde that no one is born with. I note, with some shock, that she is smoking a cigarette after quitting for 25 years. She is not only smoking, she is defiantly smoking, dramatically pulling smoke in and puffing it out, like she is in a movie. She moves quickly, decisively, carrying a large shopping bag in her left hand. I jump up and run after her down the hallway. “Donna!” I call out to her, horrified, “What are you doing?” She doesn’t answer me. “Well, you can’t smoke in here anyway,” I say quietly to the large plume of smoke left behind with me.
***************************************************
In the kitchen, around an oval oak table, there are guests. My mother, dressed in a housecoat that is nearly faded to white from a thousand wash cycles, plops down a serving of jiggly chocolate pudding in front of one of them, a smiling, simple man with Beatle haircut and ruddy skin. He keeps smiling even though she has brought no spoon for him to eat with, because he is…a simple man. The man next to him eats a bowl of cereal brought close to his chin, unshaven, with a trucker hat and a plaid flannel shirt, serious and silent save for his cereal slurps. If I squint my eyes, in my peripheral vision I can combine the two men, the roughness and the redness, into the person I wish were sitting at the table. It only works for a few seconds, but I pretend and I feel better. My mother finally returns to the table with a big silver spoon for the pudding. “Way to go with the spoon, Mom,” I say, and she laughs.
I fold myself up, methodically, trying not to touch any flesh to flesh, an unwanted reminder that I am human.
**************************************************
I go to the bathtub and turn the water on for a shower. Looking down, I see someone has filled every space on the edge of the tub with tiny little hotel soaps, saved from many trips. They are still wrapped in their paper and cardboard coverings, all now soggy from the water spray. Oh, now who did this, I frown to myself as I start to clean up the soapy mess, the warm water falling on my back, my hair becoming wet and falling into my eyes. In the soap dish, along with the soaps and several bottles of saved hotel shampoos, something catches my eye amongst all the beige and off-white and celadon and pale yellow. It is part of a very small key, its top half broken off, a bright brass color with a beautiful patina: a rainbow extending out in colorful waves, ending at the edge of the metal. I flick my hand quickly across the bottom of the soap dish a few times to clear off the water that’s pooling there, and set the key fragment back into it; pointless, as the water just keeps coming.
***************************************************
My sister-in-law peers into my room, surveying it in her brisk, sort of sneery way, and turns away again with no greeting to me, not unusual for her. Her hair is cut in a stiff modern/violent way, the color an ashy blonde that no one is born with. I note, with some shock, that she is smoking a cigarette after quitting for 25 years. She is not only smoking, she is defiantly smoking, dramatically pulling smoke in and puffing it out, like she is in a movie. She moves quickly, decisively, carrying a large shopping bag in her left hand. I jump up and run after her down the hallway. “Donna!” I call out to her, horrified, “What are you doing?” She doesn’t answer me. “Well, you can’t smoke in here anyway,” I say quietly to the large plume of smoke left behind with me.
***************************************************
In the kitchen, around an oval oak table, there are guests. My mother, dressed in a housecoat that is nearly faded to white from a thousand wash cycles, plops down a serving of jiggly chocolate pudding in front of one of them, a smiling, simple man with Beatle haircut and ruddy skin. He keeps smiling even though she has brought no spoon for him to eat with, because he is…a simple man. The man next to him eats a bowl of cereal brought close to his chin, unshaven, with a trucker hat and a plaid flannel shirt, serious and silent save for his cereal slurps. If I squint my eyes, in my peripheral vision I can combine the two men, the roughness and the redness, into the person I wish were sitting at the table. It only works for a few seconds, but I pretend and I feel better. My mother finally returns to the table with a big silver spoon for the pudding. “Way to go with the spoon, Mom,” I say, and she laughs.
I WROTE A PROTEST SONG AND LIVED TO BLOG ABOUT IT!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
If you know me or follow this blog, you know this:
1. I am not an earnest Greenwich Village folk singer from the early '60s.
2. I'm often silly and sarcastic.
3. I can veer from hopeful to hopeless to hopeful again every 20 minutes, or in-between laundry loads.
I'm probably not the kind of person you would expect to write a song criticizing another state's controversial legislation.
Thanks to inspiration provided by Martin Cizmar of the Phoenix publication New Times, I wrote a song called "How Can You Tell?" and finished it up a few days ago. At the end of April, Cizmar published a call for local musicians against SB 1070 (the infamous new Arizona immigration law, set to take effect later in the summer) to rally 'round and submit new anti-SB-1070 protest songs to be compiled into a charity download/CD set. Now, you might be saying right about now, HEY MARIANNE, and I would be saying HEY WUT, and you would be saying HEY YOU DON'T LIVE IN ARIZONA WHAT ARE YOU DOING MARIANNE, and I would be saying YEAH I KNOW MAN BUT I USED TO LIVE THERE, and you would be saying WELL THAT WAS A LONG-ASS TIME AGO, and I would be saying YEAH I KNOW BUT I STILL WANTED TO SAY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY NOW GET ME SOME DAMN COFFEE. And maybe you would, and I would continue writing this post.
I got to thinking about what Cizmar had said, and wondered, hmmmmmmmmm, could I do that? I've never really done anything like that before. Could I say how I felt about SB 1070 in a song? I've written twice about it here already, but songs are by necessity more precise. You don't have much time to get your message across, and there is a very fine line to walk with a protest/political song between stating your beliefs and bleeding your heart all across the floor. I had to consider carefully what was at the heart of my opposition to the law, and why I felt so strongly that it was not just an Arizona issue, it was an American issue.
The music came first, working in Garage Band sitting in my CAR waiting for Mr12 to finish his martial arts class. I kept working on it after the kids were fed, homework done, and then in bed, until I had a sound I really liked: dirty, hot, cut-up, jittery. I just had no idea how to approach the words or the melody, other than I thought they both needed to be very simple.
How can you tell
Who to send back to hell
How do you know
Looks like stay looks like go
How can you say
Not your race, a straight face
How can you see
X-ray eyes, quota to meet
How can you claim
Not your face not your name
How do you make
Half your state now half-rate
How can you tell
Who to send back to hell
How can you tell
Who to send back to hell.
I took my laptop and my Blue Snowball mic and hightailed it into my bedroom closet to do the vocals, the quietest room in the house. I pressed the little red record button and just hoped a melodic idea would come out. I listened back once, then did the same for a harmony line and called it done, and sent it over to Martin Cizmar, mainly just to say, I heard you and thanks and well here you go. It's hard to be an Arizona resident against SB 1070 sitting in a state that is receiving so very much negativity now throughout the world, getting blamed and sanctioned by others.
Cizmar very kindly quoted some of my email to him, and posted the song on New Times, which is way cool. I am looking forward to hearing "A Line In The Sand," and I encourage you to support it as well. I hope "How Can You Tell?" can land somewhere helpful, even if in the most modest way.
So that's the story behind the usually-unearnest Seattle garage sort-of-musician from 2010 who came to write a protest song. (Here's the vid link for Open Salon folks, and a million thanks to WN for the many hours spent on Sony Vegas for the video.) Viva!

1. I am not an earnest Greenwich Village folk singer from the early '60s.
2. I'm often silly and sarcastic.
3. I can veer from hopeful to hopeless to hopeful again every 20 minutes, or in-between laundry loads.
I'm probably not the kind of person you would expect to write a song criticizing another state's controversial legislation.
Thanks to inspiration provided by Martin Cizmar of the Phoenix publication New Times, I wrote a song called "How Can You Tell?" and finished it up a few days ago. At the end of April, Cizmar published a call for local musicians against SB 1070 (the infamous new Arizona immigration law, set to take effect later in the summer) to rally 'round and submit new anti-SB-1070 protest songs to be compiled into a charity download/CD set. Now, you might be saying right about now, HEY MARIANNE, and I would be saying HEY WUT, and you would be saying HEY YOU DON'T LIVE IN ARIZONA WHAT ARE YOU DOING MARIANNE, and I would be saying YEAH I KNOW MAN BUT I USED TO LIVE THERE, and you would be saying WELL THAT WAS A LONG-ASS TIME AGO, and I would be saying YEAH I KNOW BUT I STILL WANTED TO SAY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY NOW GET ME SOME DAMN COFFEE. And maybe you would, and I would continue writing this post.
I got to thinking about what Cizmar had said, and wondered, hmmmmmmmmm, could I do that? I've never really done anything like that before. Could I say how I felt about SB 1070 in a song? I've written twice about it here already, but songs are by necessity more precise. You don't have much time to get your message across, and there is a very fine line to walk with a protest/political song between stating your beliefs and bleeding your heart all across the floor. I had to consider carefully what was at the heart of my opposition to the law, and why I felt so strongly that it was not just an Arizona issue, it was an American issue.
The music came first, working in Garage Band sitting in my CAR waiting for Mr12 to finish his martial arts class. I kept working on it after the kids were fed, homework done, and then in bed, until I had a sound I really liked: dirty, hot, cut-up, jittery. I just had no idea how to approach the words or the melody, other than I thought they both needed to be very simple.
How can you tell
Who to send back to hell
How do you know
Looks like stay looks like go
How can you say
Not your race, a straight face
How can you see
X-ray eyes, quota to meet
How can you claim
Not your face not your name
How do you make
Half your state now half-rate
How can you tell
Who to send back to hell
How can you tell
Who to send back to hell.
I took my laptop and my Blue Snowball mic and hightailed it into my bedroom closet to do the vocals, the quietest room in the house. I pressed the little red record button and just hoped a melodic idea would come out. I listened back once, then did the same for a harmony line and called it done, and sent it over to Martin Cizmar, mainly just to say, I heard you and thanks and well here you go. It's hard to be an Arizona resident against SB 1070 sitting in a state that is receiving so very much negativity now throughout the world, getting blamed and sanctioned by others.
Cizmar very kindly quoted some of my email to him, and posted the song on New Times, which is way cool. I am looking forward to hearing "A Line In The Sand," and I encourage you to support it as well. I hope "How Can You Tell?" can land somewhere helpful, even if in the most modest way.
So that's the story behind the usually-unearnest Seattle garage sort-of-musician from 2010 who came to write a protest song. (Here's the vid link for Open Salon folks, and a million thanks to WN for the many hours spent on Sony Vegas for the video.) Viva!

NOVEMBER MEMORY
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Guest blogger: Dena
It was one of those frustrating times when I desperately need to nap but I am too over-stimulated from human contact to sleep. This condition tends to make me feel surly and uncommunicative, and it was in this condition that I headed downstairs to somehow cope with a full house of people.
Up the stairs came MissSeven, fresh from woodworking class. We looked each other in the eye and she opened her arms wide to hug me. I bent down, and swooped her up in my drapey black sweater, feeling suddenly renewed spiritually if not physically. What a surprise, from someone I suspect will continue to be full of them there thangs.

It was one of those frustrating times when I desperately need to nap but I am too over-stimulated from human contact to sleep. This condition tends to make me feel surly and uncommunicative, and it was in this condition that I headed downstairs to somehow cope with a full house of people.
Up the stairs came MissSeven, fresh from woodworking class. We looked each other in the eye and she opened her arms wide to hug me. I bent down, and swooped her up in my drapey black sweater, feeling suddenly renewed spiritually if not physically. What a surprise, from someone I suspect will continue to be full of them there thangs.

MOMENTOUS
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
A few days ago, yours truly and thousands of other folks participated in The New York Times' "Moment In Time" photography call, which I wrote about here. I am delighted to say that the fab folks at the NYT have the collection up and running now, and it is as funky, cool, wondrous, interesting, odd, enlightening, funny, and touching as I would have thought. There are so many gorgeous photographs -- some are truly excellent. But beyond that is the real privilege of being able to step inside someone else's world for a single second, to see what they see, to see what is important to them. The collection is not only creatively inspiring, but leaves you with the feeling that there is a lot of beauty, everywhere.
Click here, although I warn you: once you start looking at the photos, you won't be able to stop. When you come to the photo of MissSeven there, do stop and wave "hi."
Click here, although I warn you: once you start looking at the photos, you won't be able to stop. When you come to the photo of MissSeven there, do stop and wave "hi."
JOANNA NEWSOM & ANDY ROONEY TAG TEAM
Monday, May 10, 2010
A lovely and talented young indie musician and a not-so-lovely TV curmudgeon team up to make me smile today, re: comments made about pop nuisance Lady Gaga.
Joanna Newsom, via an interview with The Guardian, via Pitchfork, via New Yorker, via Twitter:
Andy Rooney has been on CBS' "60 Minutes" program approximately forever, and is old. He's known for being ancient and cranky; people always like to have a "get off my lawn" guy to go to every so often because it's fun to see them get all worked up over nothing. Here, he rather totally-not-shockingly lets us know that he doesn't have any clue who popular musicians are these days:
Andy gets no passes from me on this, because it really doesn't take that much to be aware of current-day culture, at least on some small level. You don't have to like it, but don't whine that you never heard of these dad-gum kids. Where Rooney's point did resonate with me was at the very end of his piece, when he brings up the idea that the younger generations probably never heard of Ella Fitzgerald, and that makes it even with him not knowing who Lady Gaga is.
The chances that Lady Gaga's music will be as honored as Fitzgerald's for its depth, lasting appeal, and musical brilliance = 0.0000000000000000000%.
Art. PLEASE.
This also reminds me to mention that Lena Horne died yesterday, aged 92. Beautiful, multi-talented, a civil rights pioneer, devoted to her family and friends, and tough as nails.
This little indie crank's got to head back to the laundry now. See you later.
Joanna Newsom, via an interview with The Guardian, via Pitchfork, via New Yorker, via Twitter:
"I'm mystified by the laziness of people looking at how she presents herself, and somehow assuming that implies there's a high level of intelligence in the songwriting. Her approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks. Smart outlets for musical journalism give her all this credit, like she's the new Madonna …" She breaks off and laughs. "Although I'm coming from a perspective of also thinking Madonna is not great at all. I'm like, fair enough: she is the new Madonna, but Madonna's a dumb-ass!"BAHAHA! Yeah. Pitchfork doesn't seem to care for Newsom's opinion, alluding to Lady Gaga's higher purpose as a person who gets others to think about "art" and that she is "a provocateur." Nah, she just blows. If you are going to provoke, expect the spotlight to land back on YOU first. What is revealed is that there is nothing of substance or value in her work, other than the ability to sucker people out of their money and get them to dance drunkenly at clubs and pay attention to her. It was always the same with Madonna, who is essentially a mediocre dancer with a ladystache. There's always a demand for mindless pop music, and I don't have a problem with that too much. Call it art, and you get my raised eyebrow, and Newsom's as well. Joanna's brand of music may not be to everyone's tastes but it certainly is not mindless, and I bet in concert will not feature a phalanx of Chippendale's rejects in Spanx dancing around her harp.
(Newsom added this later in an email.)
"I may have contradicted myself. My problem isn't actually with Lady Gaga. But there's not much in her music to distinguish it from other glossy, formulaic pop. She just happens to wear slightly weirder outfits than Britney Spears. But they're not that weird - they're mostly just skimpy. She's fully marketing her body/sexuality; she's just doing it while wearing, like, a 'fierce' telephone hair-hat. Her sexuality has no scuzziness, no frank raunchiness, in the way that, say, Peaches, or even Grace Jones, have — she's Arty Spice! And, meanwhile, she seems to take herself so oddly seriously, the way she talks about her music in the third person, like she's Brecht or something. She just makes me miss Cyndi Lauper...And I shouldn't have called Madonna a dumb-ass. Her music and she have just gotten so boring to me, this last decade. I think maybe she doesn't hold her money very gracefully, the way some people can't hold their drink. But one thing she is surely not is dumb."
Andy Rooney has been on CBS' "60 Minutes" program approximately forever, and is old. He's known for being ancient and cranky; people always like to have a "get off my lawn" guy to go to every so often because it's fun to see them get all worked up over nothing. Here, he rather totally-not-shockingly lets us know that he doesn't have any clue who popular musicians are these days:
Andy gets no passes from me on this, because it really doesn't take that much to be aware of current-day culture, at least on some small level. You don't have to like it, but don't whine that you never heard of these dad-gum kids. Where Rooney's point did resonate with me was at the very end of his piece, when he brings up the idea that the younger generations probably never heard of Ella Fitzgerald, and that makes it even with him not knowing who Lady Gaga is.
The chances that Lady Gaga's music will be as honored as Fitzgerald's for its depth, lasting appeal, and musical brilliance = 0.0000000000000000000%.
Art. PLEASE.
This also reminds me to mention that Lena Horne died yesterday, aged 92. Beautiful, multi-talented, a civil rights pioneer, devoted to her family and friends, and tough as nails.
This little indie crank's got to head back to the laundry now. See you later.