I came across this while perusing the usually-cooler-than-I-can-afford store Anthropologie:

It's a candle. A dog-head candle. Now, it's a sharp-looking dog-head candle, that's true. But think about if you actually USED IT and the dog head would then be on FIRE and would begin to melt, drip, and implode. FIDO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is either awesome or terrible, and very possibly both.