Liz Phair: I love you, but why do you persist in writing songs that you must sing at the bottom of your vocal range? It makes me want to clear my own throat.

Chrissie Hynde: You ripped off your vibrato from Ronnie Spector and Sandie Shaw, but you sound like a '74 Oldsmobile trying to start on a January Ohio morning. You also ripped off your hairstyle from Sandie in 1964, but you would have been better off copying Cousin It.

Courtney Love: No. Everything. No. Everything. No. No. No. No. No.