–noun  
| 1. | Thermodynamics. | a. | (on a macroscopic scale) a function of thermodynamic variables, as temperature, pressure, or composition, that is a measure of the energy that is not available for work during a thermodynamic process. A closed system evolves toward a state of maximum entropy.  |     | b. | (in statistical mechanics) a measure of the randomness of the microscopic constituents of a thermodynamic system. Symbol: S  |       | 
  | 2. | (in data transmission and information theory) a measure of the loss of information in a transmitted signal or message.  | 
  | 3. | (in cosmology) a hypothetical tendency for the universe to attain a state of maximum homogeneity in which all matter is at a uniform temperature (heat death).  | 
  | 4. | a doctrine of inevitable social decline and degeneration. | 
This accurately describes my day today. Bite me, laundry.