MATH

Definition of terms: P = Peer, M = Me

Problem #1:

P: Quit using big words, people will like you better!

M: (speechless)

Equations: M – words = 30P; 30P + M = words/100; M(words/100) = M(100sad)

Problem #2:

P: Wanna go smoke in the field?

M: Nah.

Equations: P + smoke = massive fire; M – (P + smoke = massive fire) = words(HA HA!)

Problem #3:

P: I’m pregnant at 15 so I can keep my boyfriend!

M: (speechless)

Equations: P + baby = boyfriend + The Road; Baby(Boyfriend) = 0

Therefore:

M + words – fire – baby = 100(words)(HA HA)