GUEST BLOG by Lisas, New York State:

This grandma drives into...and I MEAN INTO...the side of a restaurant one day, walks in like she hasn't moved 3 inches of the foundation, and says, "I'm not very hungry, can I just have a piece of pie?" The waitress laughed at her and says, "You're not hungry because you left here 20 minutes ago from eating a huge lunch!" and the grandma said "OK, can I still have my pie?"

When she went outside to get in her car to drive away, it wouldn't start so she goes back inside to ask my father, who was sitting at the counter, to start it. He walked out, put it in park and turned the key for her.

She never got charged for hitting the building.