TEN WEIRD RECORD COVERS FROM THE COLUMBUS (WI.) ANTIQUES MALL PLUS BONUS PIX FROM DOLLAR TREE!

For the second year in a row I was UNABLE to finish looking through the MASSIVE Columbus Antiques Mall in Columbus, Wisconsin. After completing Floors 2 and 3, my eyes began to blur and I think I  may have hallucinated all the knick-knacks on the shelves forming a evil porcelain army against me. Floor 1 will have to wait for another day. Anyway, I did get lots of pics for you -- enough to make for at least a couple of posts! Today, a few more weird records for ya -- tomorrow, maybe the Evil Porcelain Army! And check out what I found at DOLLAR TREE, too! Please to enjoy!

I think I could write quite a bit about this cover, but I will be succinct: BEST. COVER. EVER.


"SING OR YOU BOTH WILL GO TO HELL!"



"SMILE AT THE DOLL OR YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL!"


"PLANT OR YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL!"


Now I am sorry I didn't buy this because I am terribly curious as to what a Country Music Polka would sound like.


"WALK AWAY OR YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!"


YEAH YEAH YEAH!


...AND BETTY!


BEST. ALBUM. TITLE. EVER!


I Only Have Eyes For You...oh, and you, too, Honey! "At the Organ," uh huh huh huh huh.


"WASH YOUR SINS AWAY IN THIS BARREL OR SANTA WILL HAVE RUDOLPH TAKE YOU ALL TO HELL!"


Ad campaign: AWESOME!!!!!!


Roadkill coasters??


NO.


YES!


And finally...