TEN MORE STRANGE KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE IN WOODINVILLE, WA. (AND ONE FROM WISCONSIN!)

I think you can learn a lot about a culture via their choices in unnecessary home decor, aka knick-knacks. I have yet to fully form a thesis statement about the fact that many American households, should I choose to evaluate them from the items I see cast off at thrift stores, seem to have fascinations with clowns, cherubs, ugly dogs, and Hummel orphans. Perhaps I do not dare to think about it too too much. Anyway, here's more weird crap! Please to enjoy!

These guys right right here. Trouble.

I don't blame this zebra for looking pissed off that he's decapitated and sitting on a block in a thrift store. This is a far cry from the majestic African savannah, is it not?

A typical psychotic Siamese.

AW, NO, JUST NO.

Wow, that's one ugly-ass baby.

Tiny Pink Bird is SO VERY DISGUSTED WITH YOU AND YOUR TOTAL B.S.

Not. Saying. Anything.

This cheery lil' guy seems to have gotten over nearly being axe-murdered. I'm betting it was the clown.

You'd really have to be one dumb-ass bird to live in there, eh?

Sad Lion is sad because he has the face of a baboon.

And finally, yes, I HAD to come home from Wisconsin with the One-Eared Mint Green Ceramic Thermometer Bunny!