Don’t think I didn’t notice, Target, that this is the order of women’s clothing placement upon entering your store:

1. Junior swimwear
2. Junior fashion (Mossimo)
3. Misses’ (Merona, Cherokee)
4. Maternity
5. Women’s Plus Size

It’s like the Walk of Shame. You start out with cute bikinis and end up at giant elastic waist pants.

In protest of your obvious marketing, I spent hundreds of dollars at your establishment this morning. NYAH NYAH!