THIRTEEN WEIRD RECORD COVERS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE IN WOODINVILLE, WA. & THE HELPING HANDS THRIFT STORE IN BOTHELL, WA.!

A carefully-chosen selection of oddities today for you, my sweeties, gathered from the musty confines of the thrift store record bins! I will have you know I have taken to carrying hand sanitizer in my car because of these things, ALL FOR YOU! Please to enjoy!

The lady in the black leotard seems to be awfully excited about getting kicked in the v-town by Ol' Purple Spandex Wedgie there.

Roger seems quite jolly about "The Last Farewell." Maybe he's just sick of hugging people.

Mills Brothers One and Two marvel at Mills Brother Three, who has learned how to levitate by snapping his fingers.

Why didn't they just cut to the chase and entitle this "Madonna and Whore?"

"Do You Love My Lord?" No, but I sure dig those crazy lapels!

And you are...?

There was a Vol. 2???? NOOOOOOOO!

By the time this record was made, the Charleston was 30 years dead as a dance craze. EXPLAIN.

I don't believe this is quite what the Rolling Stones had in mind when they wrote "Honky Tonk Women." Although it would be awesome if I were wrong.

"Organ Memories," UH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH.

Call the doctor! Sebastian has hydrocephalus!!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! What do I get if I answer the question? Eternal life or that bitchen pink cowgirl get-up?

And finally...WOW.