19 MORE ODDBALL ITEMS FROM WISCONSIN AND WASHINGTON THRIFT STORES!

I have been asked more than once -- perhaps maybe even up to three times possibly -- the question, "How do you find such funny/weird/unusual/terrifying things at the thrift stores you go to?" I always answer, "Honey/Baby/Sweetie/Your Honor, they find me." Please to enjoy this lot of losers!

Decomposing Dora will haunt us both, forever.

Bunny is ready to flip out over the annoying antics of Cat and Dog.

And you are creepy today.

 Bunny, post flip-out. Cat and Dog nowhere to be seen.

OH BOY!!!

This looks less like a "Love Hug" than a polyp.

 I apologize for the blurry photo here, because WOW.

 Not "China." "Chinese."

 Aw, HELL no!

 Lambie is Very Deeply Suspicious.

Someone's come back from the dead again on the porcine soap opera "Days of Our Pigs," I see.

 Super-Sad Puppy is ready to manipulate your emotions!

 Get out of here, ya freak!

 WHAT. IS. IT.

 Cardinal is way peeved at having a huge hole in her back.

 This might be the ugliest damn knick-knack I've ever seen, and that's saying a LOT.

 Surely these two come with mini stripper poles.

The extreme sadness of this clock is that it was probably placed where someone desperately wished they had a window or anyway whatsoever to escape from their dank reality.

And finally...GOBBLE GOBBLE, ONE OF US!