16 MORE WEIRD RECORD COVERS & KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE THRIFT STORE IN WOODINVILLE, WA.!

I hope everyone is having a pleasant and reflective Memorial Day across the United States. Do something nice for a veteran today! When you come back from doing that, you can look at these odd things and reflect in a wholly different way. Please to enjoy!

This was on sale for TEN CENTS and STILL ended up at the thrift store.

Depending upon the tone and inflection of how one would speak the title here, that woman could either be the Best or the Worst Thing Ever.

Hey...has anyone seen my blush? It's missing.

Give me forty seconds to fix my car and get the hell away from those red-suited cowboy truckers!

USA! USA! USA! (seasonal only)

These owls sit in SEVERE judgment of Clueless Frog.

Uh oh, Party Penguin got into the mushrooms again!

The clock is what just kills me here, all like, HURRY UP, GOD!

Ladies and gents, please welcome Janusz Gniatkowski...on the surface of the moon!!

Oh, dear. This is really quite creepy now.

The girl is all, oh yay I am floating in space to opera music, and the dude is all, yeah baby, gonna have a smoke and join ya in a sec.

I am confused by everything here. There's a Doggone Awful Lot Of questions I could ask, like what to the 3M Music Makers sound like and do they have any extra Post-It Notes, why does a poem require their services, and what the hell is "It???"

Kitten doesn't trust you one tiny bit.

NOOOOOOOO, Clown, no! A bunny is NOT a fish!!

When I think "Vegas," I think "cows," don't you?

And finally, Shirt of The Year and Every Year Thereafter.