THIRTY-THREE WEIRD KNICK-KNACKS AND ODDITIES FROM THE COLUMBUS (WI.) ANTIQUE MALL!

More from my annual foray into the vast land of nostalgic treasures that is the Columbus Antique Mall in Columbus, Wisconsin! There are thousands upon thousand of cool items there, but these are some of the oddballs that caught my eye. Click on the photos to enlarge! Please to enjoy!

OH, HAI!



Sexy lady veggies!


Crazy Cookie Girl is so CRAYZEEEEEE!


Happy Hat Bunny is SO HAPPYYYYYYYY!


For your racist stereotype beverages, this!


Uh...


Evil Quad Kittens are lookin' for trouble!


I think these cats are made out of glazed entrails. Ewwww.


Watch out, Roller Skating Carhop! If you run into the back of that Pinto, you are char-broiled hamburger meat!!


I fear that the manufacturers of these angels also make blow-up dolls.


More Evil Kittens!!! RUN!


Suspicious Hillbilly is SUSPICIOUS.


No doubt, a bestseller.


Speedy Gonzales after three 5-Hour Energy Drink Margaritas?


Nothing says safe and secure banking like a gold hippy duck figurine.


Blue Lamb is BLUE. Aw.


I cannot figure out what happened here. Was there a "World's Best Baby" contest with no winners? 


???


 Someone is PEEVED.


 Is Sparkle Eyes here made out of spaghetti?


 SARCASTIC ROLLEYES ALERT!!! "Do I like being a knick-knack? OH, SURE, SURE I DO."




Best Boyfriends all want the Orlando Mug!


The tag says, "dog w/boot" but I believe this is in fact the rare Rabbit-Wallaby-Setter mix.


Black-faced, blue-eyed, blonde clown sugar and creamer set? Of course!


WTF.


PALS!




And finally...DON'T MESS WITH ROCKY!!