DIAGNOSES: I HAVE A COUGH, BREITBART IS DEAD

How about that, folks? The malady that has kept me hacking and choking for two weeks is now officially known as A COUGH! WOOOOO!




















Well, it could be worse. At least I'm not Andrew Breitbart, who keeled over today at the age of 43. I'm just fine with letting Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi opine about that today for me; I have little to add other than I hope he left his family a fat wad of cash to enjoy or something.

And for you, here is a Romanian woman on TV trying to cover her farts by coughing. Please to *COUGH* enjoy!