MissNine: I think I have a crush, kind of.
Me: Really? That's nice. Anyone I know?
MissNine: Yes. It's (xxx) from my class.
Me: Ah. He's a nice boy.
MissNine: Yeah, pretty much.
Me: So, why do you think you have a crush on him? What do you like about him?
MissNine: (pauses) Well...we both like bikes.
Me: I see.
MissNine: And we both have the same political interests.
Me: (giant spreading unseeable grin)
MissNine: He's cute.
Me: That's a classic reason.
MissNine: I think that's it.
Me: All pretty solid.
Me: Well, thanks for letting me know.
MissNine: LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
The White Stripes, "We're Going To Be Friends"