MY KINDA HALLOWEEN, AS SEEN IN ADVERTISEMENTS OF THE PAST

What do you think of at Halloween? Candy and trick-or-treating? Costumes?
Ghosts and goblins and bats and vampires and witches and werewolves? Not me, man, not me! I think of...

...bras...

































...beer...


...smokes...


...Crisco...


...and sugared cereals that may in fact be bear poop.


































Combine these things and you have a PARTY!

There's only one thing missing, though...