BIEBER TO KIM JONG IL IN 30 SECONDS

(Today's afterschool car conversation was rather rambling in nature.)

Mr13: I heard someone bought some of Justin Bieber's hair for $40,000!

Me: That's insane.

Mr13: Right?? Who would do that? And what if someone took the DNA out of his hair and cloned him?

Me: Imagine.

MissEight: Ewww!

Mr13: We know so much about cloning. I don't know why we don't clone food so there's enough food for everyone.

Me: Often people go hungry not because there isn't enough food, it's that they don't have the money to be able to grow it or buy it themselves.

Mr13: That doesn't seem right.

Me: Nope.

MissEight: No one likes North Korea.