WAX 2

From a telephone conversation with my elderly mother this morning:

Mom: I was watching the television and that program came on with the doctor and they were talking about those bikini Brazilian waxes and how it's all done and how they say that now MEN are getting them done too, then they showed a man getting the hair waxed off his back because they do that too, you know. It all seemed very painful. Would you ever have one of those Brazilian things?

Me: MOM!! Would you want to know if I DID????

Mom: Oh! Well...NO!

Me: THINK BEFORE YOU ASK THINGS!

Mom: Ha ha, OK!