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IF I WERE ZOOEY DESCHANEL -- Marianne

Well
Well

If I were Zooey Deschanel
You’d bid your excuses a hasty farewell
No “but-but-but-but,” you’d be under my spell
No “I-I-I-I,” no “maybe, someday” as well

She’s younger and prettier and she sings alright
She’s richer and famous but not quite as bright
She’s quirky and cool and not at all snooty
Cause she’s marrying that guy from Death Cab For Cutie

If I were she I bet I would see
Your face at my door with flowers for me
You’d quit your six-figure job to camp out on my street
You’d say goodbye to your pal and put your dog to sleep

She’s younger and prettier and she sings alright
She’s richer and famous but not quite as bright
She’s quirky and cool and not at all snooty
Cause she’s marrying that guy from Death Cab For Cutie

Well
Well

You’d dash to me fast as a lightening bolt
Like a Frankenstein jammed with 5 million volts
You’d stare at me like a drool-dribbling dolt
You’d stick by my side like a teat-suckling colt

She’s younger and prettier and she sings alright
She’s richer and famous but not quite as bright
She’s quirky and cool and not at all snooty
Cause she’s marrying that guy from Death Cab For Cutie

Well
Well

If I were Zooey Deschanel
There’d be a special place for you in hell
If I were Zooey Deschanel
If I were Zooey Deschanel
If I were Zooey Deschanel
If I were Zoeey Deschanel.

Well
Well
Well.

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