DEATH 2

If you were watching, say, "Dancing With The Stars," and you died in the middle of it, wouldn't you be so damn mad that that was the last thing in the world you ever saw?

Choose your activities wisely. You never know when an errant stroke or incredibly incredibly incredibly aggressive cancer might strike. And if you die while watching "The View," you are going STRAIGHT TO HELL. Keep this in mind.

2 comments:

About the only thing close to jealousy i ever felt were towards those images of the people who died in each other's arms like from a volcano or hiroshima or some event where a blast froze their lifeless carcasses for ever in their last act of love. How else could anyone want to die?

Methinks Johnny is talking about Pompei.